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substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

iwantabrickbybrick:

my worst fear is looking bad in a photo with a celebrity

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me

cyberunfamous:

I just want to write myself a world and go live in it